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What is a woman?

A woman is what a man becomes when he dies, and very occasionally, before that.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken?

From Llangurig back home.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

What are the best things about being single?

Not being disappointed by dates that aren’t suitably obedient.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

Would it be awesome if animals could talk?

I think Wittgenstein might have something to say about that!

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

What’s your favorite body part?

The heart.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

Does it bother you when people talk throughout the whole movie?

I don’t mind if friends do it.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

Who is the most overrated singer?

Rihanna

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

What’s that one thing you promised yourself you’d never do and then did?

Sign up with Facebook.

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}

What do you miss about your childhood?

Not much apart from my body. I got a lot of attention from women when I was nine: much more so than now. :-). I also miss some of the radical music - i.e: not like the charts we get now (I hate sounding old!)

{N.B: You can ask me most things, but my private life is off-limits and I’d prefer it if you didn’t swear too much.}